packing tips from the world’s most critically disorganized person

  1. Who needs spacebags when you have ziplocks and a vaccuum hose?
  2. Apparently toothpaste does count as a liquid over 3 ounces
  3. Sneak in a second carryon as a “purse”
  4. You may bring many, many sample bottles of liquor on board, but remember to leave the weed with your mom