Tagged: new girl

MY BOYFRIEND FUCKED A HOTTER GIRL SO I WROTE HER THIS POEM

you know
they say we spend
exponentially
more time
looking at the faces of our friends
than we do our own, and
i think

in the millennial era
that’s a massive pile
of raw bullshit
but if “friends” were changed
to “enemies” perhaps
it might be true.

like the last replacement girl
(since this
is the second time)
you are
thinner than I was and
you have
lighter eyes
and way cooler hair.

i assumed you are also more
creative, more cunning,
better at cooking and
better in bed.

but hey
joke’s on him though, now
i’m a human spider haunting
his high corners, shaved
part of my hair and
the rest
fell out
on its own.

i trained my eyes
to see through
darkness
and when you
can see your
prey but your prey
cannot see you then
it means you are
biologically superior.

as for the things i assumed
i suppose as logic dictates
i was correct
on every point:
made an ass of him and me
but not of you, so
guess you win this round

touché bitch

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